Come get a lap dance from me for Sex Work Awareness!

December 18, 2010

I know what you’re thinking. “I can’t think of a single thing I want for Christmas this year except a lap dance from the scrawny awkward nerd that runs” Well you are not alone, and I hear your mildly-offensive pleas, and being the philanthropist I am I have agreed to give you exactly what you want!

On February 4th come join Tied Up Events, my awesome self, and some other sexy fools as we raise money for Sex Work Awareness. Not many people are aware that today is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. As stated on the Sex Work Awareness website, “Join us in solidarity to fight the criminalization, oppression, assault, rape and murder of sex workers – and of folks perceived as sex workers.”

The event goes from 6:30PM to 10:00PM and it all goes down at Madame X here in New York City. There will be a performance by Graydancer,  belly dance and foot rubs by Luna, and lap dances (politeness and strip club etiquette  apply, except in my case where I only ask that you not leave bite marks) by The Luscious Lifestyle Diva, Ms. Yolanda Shoshana,  Ms. Abiola Abrams, Sweet N’ Lo,  Ms. Savannah Darling and of course me. If you can’t imagine me giving a lap dance have a look at this and get ready to make it rain on me.

Admittance is $15 pre-paid via Eventbrite or $20 at the door and includes a 2011 NYC SexBlogger Calendar featuring me (I’m August), Wet safe sex kits, and a $10 gift certificate to The Pleasure Chest for the first hundred people to register and/or arrive.  You can also pre-purchase your lap dance or foot rub tickets for $15 at Eventbrite (remember to print out and bring your confirmation with you) or pay $20 at the event.

For more information please visit See you there!

(Photo: 2010 JM Darling)

Brandon B. joins The Darling House

November 28, 2010

300 years ago when I was born I never dreamed that I would have such amazing people and projects filling my life. I also thought I’d never have sex with Brad Pitt (it totally happened last night in my dream. I’m not joking).

I am excited to announce that I am officially a member of The Darling House. Darling House is a live salon chronicling the erotic renaissance and I am basically the head gay supreme of the posse. Haters gonna hate.

So what does this mean? Coming soon you will find tons of live content including photos, videos, live cams, and other fun artsy business. All for free and a lot of it including my smooth sexy body.

The launch will be soon but I wanted to announce all this now because tomorrow at Beauty Bar in New York City we are holding a fund raiser for Burning Angel model Jessie Lee. Poor Jessie was hurt badly in a car accident and we are rallying behind her to help pay some of her hospital bills by selling some beautiful erotic photos by 20 amazing photographers, showcasing some sexy live acts, holding a raffle, and plus I’ll be there getting tipsy and asking people to touch my hair. Oh and a portion of the bar goes to Jessie’s fund, so yeah I’ll probably contribute most of that. It goes from 8-11, so come out and meet the other darlings.

Hope to see you there!

-Brandon B.

Cobra Libre Review

October 20, 2010

I know what you’re thinking. “Why haven’t you been posting your usual TMI and what the fuck is that thing on the left?” Well the answers are related — I have been busy with work and that is a sex toy (aka work). But here I am pervs, and I have a very special treat to share with you. Introducing Fun Factory‘s new Cobra Libre for men. I know you guys are a big fan of the Fleshlight and although this is similar to it it’s actually difficult to compare the two because this little puppy does something that the Fleshlight doesn’t — it vibrates!

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Charlie Demos “Screaming Underground”

October 20, 2010

My least favorite thing about MySpace was seeing that I had 10 new e-mails and getting excited that I was making eFriends only to find that 9 of those were from people telling me to check out their bands and 1 was from my mom who thought she was sending me a text.

BUT that being said I wanted to point you in the direction of my fellow queer friend’s new album Screaming Underground because this is my blog and I make the rules around here. I promised Charlie I’d publicly jerk him off here to help promote his album a while back but am finally doing it now because I’m an asshole and have been busy, but lucky for you the day has arrived!

I’ve seen Charlie Demos perform several times now and basically he unearths himself, covers himself in blood, and then takes off his clothes. It’s pretty much the best thing in America.

Go download his album for free and offer him free oral sex. Here is a short bio about the skinny beautiful bastard.

Since he first burst onto the music scene in March 2006, the prolific musical chameleon has already released three chart-topping albums, including his eponymous debut album, from which its first single “Don’t Ever Stop” was featured in Casper Andreas’ film, “A Four Letter Word;”2008’s How to be a Boi, which featured the title song in Rob Williams’ “3-Day Weekend;” and his current album, Anatomy 1.
The music video to the first single from Anatomy 1, “Insane,” shot to the top of the charts shortly after its world premiere, and was named to the LOGO Network’s “Ultimate Queer Videos of All Time” list, as well as being nominated for “Video of the Year.”
He is a fixture in the New York City underground queer music scene blending a new sound of electronic and dark synth with emotional and provoking performance art pieces when he takes the stage. He is also a resident artist with several top-tier burlesque shows such as Auralfixia and Cabaret Cataplexy. On September 21st, “Screaming Underground”, Charlie’s new EP is available as a FREE download on his site

The 2011 NYC Sex Blogger Calendar Release Party Set for October 1, 2010 at Fontana’s with special performance by Nina Hartley

September 13, 2010

Check out the official press release for the 2011 Sex Blogger Calendar featuring my slutty butt. Also enjoy this behind the scenes photo from my shoot. I hope to see you at the party! This year is gonna be insane!

New York, NY (September 10, 2010) – Tied Up Events enlisted a group of the most dynamic online sex-positive writers, models and porn stars from across the nation and Canada, along with a stellar group of photographers to create the 3rd Annual New York Sex Blogger 2011 Limited Edition Calendar.

This year’s calendar will raise funds to support Woodhull Freedom Foundation. Woodhull is a national organization whose mission is to affirm sexual freedom as a fundamental human right.

Woodhull envisions a world that recognizes sexual freedom as the fundamental human right of all individuals to develop and express their unique sexuality; to be personally autonomous with regard to bodily integrity and expression; and to enjoy sexual dignity, privacy and consensual sexual expression without societal or governmental interference, coercion or stigmatization.

Woodhull is dedicated to expanding the national dialog around sex and sexuality and to being the resolute national voice that consistently raises the interconnections between various identities, communities, and the issue of sexual freedom as a fundamental human right.

Portraying Visions of Sexual Freedom in the calendar are Bad Bad Girl, Brandon B, Coy Pink, Dangerous Lilly, Essin’ Em, Gloria Brame, Jiz Lee, Lillith Grey, Luna, Matthew Lawrence, Max Lagos, Mollena Williams, Nina Hartley, Radical Vixen, Sadie Smythe and Sovereign Syre. A full biography of each calendar model is available at

The calendar launch party will be held on Friday, October 1st, 2010, at Fontana’s, 105 Eldridge St, NYC, from 6:30 – 9:30.  Not only is the party free but the first 200 guests will receive FREE gift bags stuffed with $10 gift certificates from Fascinations, fun items from, Pearl Drop vibes from Good Vibrations, cock rings from Professor Oni and Sugar and Crystal Delights, free porn cards from Hot Movies for Her, pens and a special surprise from Whore Magazine, Eros Lube courtesy of Tabu Toys, a coupon for a free vibrator from Pleasure Chest and much more.

One of the highlights of our parties has always been our raffle with its phenomenal prize packages and this year is no different.  Our sexy raffle prizes include the ultimate sex toy – the Njoy Eleven, an erotica libraries donated by Alison Tyler for Pretty Things Press and by Cleis Press, photo shoots by several notable photographers including JM Darling, a bible purse and three year membership from Kink Academy, a rope kit and gift certificates from Maui Kink, a gift bag full of hand-made sensual goodies from Williamburg’s Shag, a leather collar, cuffs, leash, flogger and sexy t-shirt from Stockroom, romance baskets from My Pleasure, OhMiBod and, a silky, sensual Lelo blindfold and Evolved vibrator from Tabu Toys, two (2) all access passes to Cinekink, the kinky film festival, a gift basket from Good Vibes, and, because our generous supporters keep adding items every day, more.

Our party would not be a Tied Up Events production without some sensationally sexy performances.  Produced by NYC’s one and only, N, of Crimson Kitty Productions and Auralfixia, there will be spoken performances by Carol Queen, Nina Hartley and Dylan Ryan, sensual belly dance by Luna and burlesque performed by Lillith Grey of Gloryhole Girls and, of course, N.  Go-go dancers will also be weaving and shimmying their way through the crowd.  Also featured will be Professor Oni,  the founder of Lifestyle Images and the first and only “Endorphin Engineer” brings his Bakushi (Japanese Rope Bondage Artist) talents to the party in a unique “Decorative Micro Bondage Salon”.  Using rope as fine as 1mm in diameter, he creates custom designs on hands, feet, bodies and even hair.  This bondage is not for restraint, but rather for relishing and releasing  the beauty within and without each and every body.

If you are unable to attend the launch party, you can still buy your limited edition copy of the calendar directly through the Sex Blogger Calendar website.

For more photos of last year’s party, see Anna King’s coverage for Time Out NY and Nick McGlynn’s photos at Random Night Out.

About the NYC Sex Blogger 2011 Limited Edition Calendar:
For the latest news, a complete list of bios of each sex blogger featured in the calendar, our sponsors, and our Community of friends, please visit the NYC Sex Blogger Calendar Website (

Climax Gems Emerald Stroker Review

August 1, 2010

On the 26th of July I held my monthly Blowjob workshop and it was a gushing wet blast! Every time I do it more and more people show up and it warms me heart. I was talking about masturbation sleeves at one point and saw a sea of confusion wash over everyone’s face. I paused and took a quick poll; “How many here have never heard of a masturbation sleeve before?” I was shocked when almost the entire room raised their hands! I guess I have more work to do, and how timely. I was just given this glowing green goodness called the Climax Gems Emerald Stroker to review. Let’s see how it measures up!

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July 26th: Blow-jobs and Beyond Workshop

July 25, 2010

Tomorrow at 8PM I will be facilitating the infamous Blow-jobs and Beyond workshop here in New York at The Pleasure Chest. It’s free and lots of fun if you find yourself with nothing better to do than wish a snowman really would give you head in a heat wave like this. RSVP on the Facebook page and share with your friends and lovers. Come early as this workshop tends to fill up fast. See you there!